The Dreamer

This is gonna get hilarious.

Plot
Eden Addis and her family visit Princess Irene's house for a ( bleep ) party.

Transcript
[title card - outside Irene's house, nighttime]

Narrator: Eden Addis and her family are visiting Princess Irene for a ( bleep ) party.

Eden: Hi Irene!

Princess Irene: Hi Eden!

Tony: We're having a ( bleep ) party at this house, so you children better behave.

[1 hour later...]

Tony: The party's starting right now!

Irene and Curdie ( shocked ): Oh my ( bleep )ing god! No!

[The lights go out, dance lights appear and Leslie and Tony start having ( bleep )]

King Papa: Can me and Lottie join in the party too?

Tony: Sure!

[King Papa and Lottie start having ( bleep ) and Eden tries to get people attention but she pee in King Papa's mouth. ]

Princess Irene: Yuck! Disgusting! [makes a creepy frown because Eden peed in her father's mouth]

Curdie: Party gross! [disgusted]

Froglin: [comes to the party] ( bleep ) up!

King Papa: What did you say!?

Froglin: ( bleep ) up!

King Papa: [poops in Froglin's mouth]

Jennifer: What are you all doing here?

Tony: We're having a ( bleep ) party tonight!

Jennifer: [kicks Tony's tummy]

Tony: [farts in Jennifer's mouth, then he continues having ( bleep )]

Princess Irene: Curdie, let's get out of here. [she and Curdie runs out of her house and sees Nemo's house] Let's check inside this house. [goes inside the house and goes to the bedroom and sees Nemo's parents having ( bleep )] What the ( bleep )?

Nemo's father: I'm having ( bleep ) with my wife.

Nemo's mother: I'm having ( bleep ) with my husband.

Princess Irene: Then you both have to join the ( bleep ) party at my house.

[Nemo's parents visit Irene's house]

Nemo's father: Can we join the ( bleep ) party?

King Papa: Yes.

Nemo's mother: Great! [starts having ( bleep ) with Nemo's father]

Princess Camille: Eww! it smells like ( bleep ) and ( bleep ) in here! [sprays perfume everywhere]

Flip: What's going on in here?

King Papa: We're having a ( bleep ) party tonight!

Flip: BLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Paulina Cucchiella: Don't say that, it's taboo!

Flip: [poops on Paulina Cucchiella]

Princess Irene: Yuck! [goes to the bathroom and vomits in the toilet then comes back with a HUGE sick bag]

Princess Camille: That was extremely rude of you for pooping on Paulina Cucchiella.

Nemo: I agree.

Meryl: Even more.

Flip: Oh, shut the ( bleep ) up Princess Camille! I'm going to invite more people.

Meryl's dad: Eden! What the ( bleep ) are you doing at Princess Irene's house?

Eden: We're having a ( bleep ) party!

Meryl's dad: A ( bleep ) party, alright!

Meryl's mom: A ( bleep )ing ( bleep ) party! Awesome!

Meryl's dad: [poops in Emma's mouth]

Meryl's mom: [pees in Diesel's mouth]

Princess Irene: [vomits in the sick bag]

Meryl's dad: Your pee is too cold, Emma. [long pause] NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [inflates and pops into the Goblin Queen]

Princess Camille: Holy ( bleep ), it's the Goblin Queen! Everyone hide! [everyone except for Lottie, and the people who are having ( bleep ) hides under the blanket on the bed in the bedroom]

Goblin Queen: [beheads Emma and transforms back into Diesel]

[1 hour later...]

Hannah Citerella: Can I join this party to have ( bleep ) with Andrew Weston?

Tony: Sorry, but you're too young to join. Please go to the children's section.

Hannah C. ( stands for Citarella ): Okay. [goes to the children's section and has ( bleep ) with Andrew Weston]

Curdie's father: Can I join, please?

Tony: Sure.

Curdie's father: [has ( bleep ) with Curdie's mother, against a wall]

Princess Irene: Right everyone, we have to end this party right now!

[4 hours later...]

[Irene, Curdie, Hannah S, Madeline B, Chantal Carsley, Kristin B, Jessica B, Jennifer B, Tori, Morgan, Maddisson, Camille and Nemo are at Tilly City, a city in Slumberland]

Princess Irene: Here we are, at Tilly City.

Princess Camille: I have a Britis-

Danny Dog: Urusai! Watashi wa anata o nikumu! [stands on France's tummy]

Italy Cat: Prendi il cazzo dal mio ventre, o morire.

Danny Dog: [farts on Italy's nose]

Pedro Pony: We need a new guide, I guess.

[Later...]

Snell Lion: Mme i mmenam snahabo en in door yon Mountain Pixa-

Tammy Tiger: Shut the fuck up, Snell!

Snell Lion: Oobi uxlus reldel?

Tammy Tiger: I said shut the fuck up, Snell.

Snell Lion: [roars and eats Tammy] Himmer en tibben yalmus, mmenam snahabo en in door yon Mountain Pixar. Toolen dim.

Everyone: [follows Snell Lion]

Snell Lion: Rise himmerdome tillen tore Freddy Fazbear i hore cey tibben snanett bill in fossel, den himmerdome tillen yalmorton ux en Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Danny Dog: Liar. [snaps his fingers on both hands and turns into Granny Dog]

Snell Lion: Oobi?

Granny Dog: Neden bu kadar genç?

Danny Dog: [inside Granny Dog] Apparently, my grandmother pooped in her pants.

Pamela Pokémon: Can you translate what she's saying?

Danny Dog: She said "Why are you so young?".

Snell Lion: Yalm int gore.

Granny Dog: Ne?

Danny Dog: She said "What?".

Snell Lion: Yalmus himmer I'm not young.

Pamela Pokémon: 1v1 me r-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrust m9!

Suzy Sheep: I've heard from Pope Oobi that that word is a sin.

Danny Dog: [comes out of Granny Dog's body and she disappears] I agree with Suzy.

Emily Elephant: Me too.

Lisa Fox: Me three.

Edna Elephant: So do I.

Brianna Bear: Even more.

Pamela Pokémon: Well I don't care!

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den Sodor Museum.

Pedro Pony: It looks poorly drawn!

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den tampon de bust realdeal Oobi kwan Obey, Teas realdeal Jamars, yulmaus gin 1793.

Peppa Pig: That's not true! It was sculptured in 2013.

Billy Moose: [working as a museum night guard] Hey, Peppa!

Peppa: Billy Moose? I thought you were dead?

Billy Moose: [transforms into Enderpig] MWHAHA! Billy is really fucking dead! I'll now start.... ENDERMADNESS!

Pedro Pony: Too bad. [shoots Enderpig]

Enderpig: [explodes]

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den stenten realdeal Julius Caesar.

Julius Caesar: Hey Pamela, wanna be friends?

Pamela Pokémon: Yes.

Julius Caesar: Okay.

Pamela Pokémon: Let's have sex!

Julius Caesar: [poops in Pamela's mouth]

Pamela Pokémon: [pees in Julius' mouth]

Matty Sheep: Fuck up!

Count von Count: Matty, you're fucking grounded for 666 years!

Mrs. Sheep: I agree with the Count, go stop stalking everyone.

Count von Count: [turns into Satan and everybody runs out of the museum]

[2 minutes later...]

Snell Lion: Rise tillen Mountain Bushmore, in himmersaul tore Morty leytor imen hore himmercane.

Peppa Pig: Morty's the king of sex, let's go inside his castle and defeat him!

[Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro and Pamela run to the top of Mountain Bushmore]

Suzy Sheep: Oh shit, a traffic jam!

Pedro Pony: How many cars are there?

[The camera pans all the way to Antarctica, there are an infinite number of cars in the traffic jam]

[cuts to France "Palatial" Tiger in the traffic]

France "Palatial" Tiger: Quand cette embouteillage fin?

[cuts back to Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro and Pamela]

Brianna Bear: [looks at a car] I think I can see Kim Jong-hyuk coming out of his car!

Peppa Pig: OH SHIT!!!!!

Hanako Hokkaidō Wolf: [comes out of the car] Irankarapte!

Edna Elephant: What the fuck are you saying?

Hanako Hokkaidō Wolf: Shut up dude! I was saying "hello" in Ainu! Aynu-itak ku=hawean eaykap ya?

Pedro Pony: No one here speaks Ainu, dude.

Danny Dog: Somebody needs to end this traffic jam!

Pamela Pokémon: Don't worry people, I'll end it! [does a super loud fart at the start of the traffic jam] Now we wait.

[3 minutes later...]

[Everybody drives and the traffic jam ends]

Peppa Pig: Now we can visit the castle!

Freddy Fox: But we don't have a map.

Peppa Pig: We'll get one then, and I know just the right place to visit.

[Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro and Pamela visit the Sodor Maps Store]

Ant Road Hell: Welcome to Ant Road Hell's Sodor maps store, how can I help you?

Peppa Pig: I'd like a Mountain Pixar map.

Ant Road Hell: Okay. [holds the Mountain Pixar map] Here you go.

Peppa Pig: Thanks.

Ant Road Hell: You're welcome.

[Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro and Pamela exit the store]

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den Sea Country Island.

[Snell, Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro and Pamela go inside Sea Country Island]

Peppa Pig: Why is there a picture of Lightning McQueen and Sally in here?

Thomas: edmond elephant try to kill nigel but gabi the frog say need deep sea [smokes weed]

Gabi: Who's Gabi the Frog?

Thomas: [sees Emily pregnant] emily is from the island of sodor

[a film plays on a TV]

Peppa Pig: I think I see Ant Road Hell from that map store on that TV. No wait, it's...

[Angela Anaconda comes up on the TV]

Peppa Pig: Angela Anaconda!

Everyone except for Snell Lion: EEK!

Angela Anaconda: That's right, bitches! [jumps out of the TV screen]

Peppa Pig: You're an unwanted bitch, Angela!

Gordy Rhinehart: Leave my friend alone!

Chuck E. Cheese: What's going on in here?

Nanette Manoir: Chuck E. Cheese? He's a mother-b*iser. That's French for "fuck".

Chuck E. Cheese: [attempts to poop in Nanette's mouth]

Nanette Manoir: [pees in Chuck E.'s mouth]

Chuck E. Cheese: Fuck you, Nanette. [holds up Nanette and goes to his restaurant]

Angela Anaconda: Goodbye, bitches! [she and Gordy pop back in to the TV]

Danny Dog: The hell was that?

[Chuck E. finds out that his restaurant has turned into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza]

Chuck E. Cheese: The fuck? I'm going somewhere else! [goes to Dog's Pizza]

Granny Dog: Welcome to Dog's Pizza, can I take your order?

Chuck E. Cheese: I'll have 4 Nanette Skin pizzas, please.

Granny Dog: Sorry, but there's no such thing as a Nanette Skin pizza.

Chuck E. Cheese: Just make me them already! It's made out of her, Nanette.

Granny Dog: Okay, that'll be 5 dollars.

Chuck E. Cheese: [gives Granny Dog 5 dollars]

[7 minutes later...]

Chuck E. Cheese: Does any of you children want 4 Nanette Skin pizzas?

Peppa, George, Suzy, Danny, Emily, Lisa, Brianna, Edna, Freddy, Edmond, Pedro, Pamela, Angela and Gordy: Disgusting, no!

Chuck E. Cheese: Then I'll just eat them myself. Now, all of my locations are all closed because of Five Nights at Freddy's and crimes! Why the fuck would they do that? Now I quit my career, I'm buying the old Dale & Benny's tomorrow. [eats his Nanette Skin pizza] This pizza tastes good.

Matty Sheep: Fuck up!

Narrator: Matty Sheep is stalking Chuck E..

Chuck E. Cheese: Why don't you?

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den tampon realdeal Ja Asseblief.

Edmond Elephant: It looks fake, it's made from asphalt.

Narrator: Edmond knows a lot about building materials, he is a clever clogs.

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den moses realdeal Oobi Hitler.

Oobi Hitler: [comes to life and jumps out of the photo] Wer hat gesagt, mein Name?

Snell Lion: Oobi?

Danny Dog: He said "Who said my name?".

Snell Lion: Ellen yuman.

Oobi Hitler: Was?

Snell Lion: I did.

Freddy Fox: Everyone hide, the Nazis are coming!

Pamela Pokémon: 1v1 me r-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrust m8!

Pedro Pony: [finds a book] I found a book! [reads the book, the book has a white front cover with text which reads "The Fox and the Hound" with the text "by Daniel P. Mannix" below the text] The Fox and the Hound, by Daniel P. Mannix. The fuck?

Scotch Skeleton: Fok yu die Peoroek.

Pedro Pony: NYAAAAAAAH! [inflates]

Chuck E. Cheese: [inside Sea Country Island using a security camera] Holy crap, everyone run!

Pedro Pony: [pops into the Pedronator] Hasta la vista, babies. [brings up a shotgun]

Danny Dog: Too bad! [steals the Pedronator's shotgun and shoots at him and Scotch Skeleton]

The Pedronator: I'll be back. [laughs evilly and pops back into Pedro]

Snell Lion: Rise tillen den Die Thomas.

Thomas: a ape from the island of so- [gets crushed by Akuma Daimonas]

[subtitles appear reading "Does anyone want to join my group, the Klu Klux Clan?"]

Akuma Daimonas: Daremoga watashi no gurūpu, Klu Kurakkusu· Kuran ni sanka shitai nodeshou ka?

Everyone except Snell Lion: Dahonatro pūş!

Snell Lion: Why are you lot speaking Tajik?

Akamai Daimonas: I know it means "shut up", by the way.

Scotch Skeleton: Buy my video tapes! Guaranteed for a lifetime!

Chuck E. Cheese: Umm... That was a bit random.

Snell Lion: So shut up! [kicks Scotch Skeleton]

Scotch Skeleton: [falls apart]

Mega Man: [appears from nowhere] Hey guys!

Chuck E. Cheese: Dobry dzień, rietard!

Mega Man: Why the Belarusian? I don't understand you but I know you were calling me a retard! Prepare to be destroyed! [turns into Super Destroyer Mega Man]

To be continued...